TaRDFC
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Post by TaRDFC on Jan 7, 2022 1:50:40 GMT
Hello! Nice to be here! Kind of re-discovering Dwarf at the moment after not having watched it for a while. And stumbled on this forum, the fan club and found out about a convention I could of been going to for the last 20 years if I'd known. I've also have the Rimmer song going round and round in my head for weeks, hence the username. I am the boss of The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club. I organise the whole thing. It’s my full time job. I don’t get enough praise and this upsets me greatly. There are rules surrounding the fan club that must be abided by at all times. These are: 1. You must acknowledge how hard we work. I don’t care if you have 2 manual labour night shift jobs. We work harder than you. Booking hotels and setting up a karaoke machine is very stressful. 2. Nobody must ask us any questions about the event or raise any concerns. Doing so will result in pure rage and you must accept the barrage of insults that will be thrown at you if you break this rule. 3. You must put a million flags in your social media bio to prove you are a nice person. 4. You must never dare criticise our behaviour, but we will regularly criticise yours and try to get you cancelled. That’s just how it is. You are not permitted to discuss any issues with us either. We are the righteous ones and the matter is NOT up for discussion. 5. Don’t mention the following things: Piss Lady, Pendo’s neighbours, J.K Rowling, our body odour or our BMI and Reznor. 6. You must laugh and cheer when we say “fuck” and recognise the amount of talent and wit it takes to say or type that word. If you don’t then you will be plastered on one of our terrible websites that only the same 4 people ever post really boring shit on. Our boring shit is better than anything else so stfu. 7. You must never criticise any of our websites. Never. It’s not allowed. Also you must never ever admit to this site actually having more active members than gammonmede and tits. ANY ARGUMENTS WILL BE SHUT THE FUCK DOWN 😡🤬
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Post by Underdunn on Jan 7, 2022 11:04:37 GMT
Hello! Nice to be here! Kind of re-discovering Dwarf at the moment after not having watched it for a while. And stumbled on this forum, the fan club and found out about a convention I could of been going to for the last 20 years if I'd known. I've also have the Rimmer song going round and round in my head for weeks, hence the username. Hi Munchkinrimmer, welcome! You've done well to find us, we're quite deliberately off radar - how exactly did you stumble across us?
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Smurfy
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Post by Smurfy on Jan 7, 2022 17:09:13 GMT
Hello! Nice to be here! Kind of re-discovering Dwarf at the moment after not having watched it for a while. And stumbled on this forum, the fan club and found out about a convention I could of been going to for the last 20 years if I'd known. I've also have the Rimmer song going round and round in my head for weeks, hence the username. Welcome to the forum!
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ed288
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Ed288 - 4000 Series GTi with realistic toes and a slide back sun-roof head
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 17:00:37 GMT
Hello Smegheads. Hoping to be an complete throbbing member like the rest of you Definately been watching RD since series 3, but seem to think I caught episodes of Series 2. Queeg being a distant memory of one I may have caught on its first showing. Those who say they definately watched Series 1 would make me very sceptical and i would banish them to 3 months PD, charged with absolute bullshit.
Series 1-6 are classic, series 7 is the slippery slope downhill, 8 and BTE are utter shite. Dave series are meh! Quarantine is excellent and Timewave is shockingly bad, Clare Grogan is the only acceptable Konchanski and Hattie is better than Norman.
Quite like to do pointless banter as well
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 17:11:41 GMT
Hello Smegheads. Hoping to be an complete throbbing member like the rest of you Definately been watching RD since series 3, but seem to think I caught episodes of Series 2. Queeg being a distant memory of one I may have caught on its first showing. Those who say they definately watched Series 1 would make me very sceptical and i would banish them to 3 months PD, charged with absolute bullshit. Series 1-6 are classic, series 7 is the slippery slope downhill, 8 and BTE are utter shite. Dave series are meh! Quarantine is excellent and Timewave is shockingly bad, Clare Grogan is the only acceptable Konchanski and Hattie is better than Norman. Quite like to do pointless banter as well Welcome again
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Adam
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Post by Adam on Feb 20, 2022 18:54:32 GMT
Hello and welcome.
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Post by gavinfinner on Feb 20, 2022 19:07:20 GMT
HIYA ED
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ed288
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Ed288 - 4000 Series GTi with realistic toes and a slide back sun-roof head
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 19:23:31 GMT
Hi Guys, having a enjoyable and opinionated lazy Sunday afternoon, spueing my garbled incoherent thoughts on RD
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Post by Tech on Feb 21, 2022 11:49:20 GMT
Hi Guys, having a enjoyable and opinionated lazy Sunday afternoon, spueing my garbled incoherent thoughts on RD It's great to meet you Ed and welcome to the forum, please advise us of your preferred pronouns.
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ed288
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Ed288 - 4000 Series GTi with realistic toes and a slide back sun-roof head
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Post by ed288 on Feb 21, 2022 11:55:46 GMT
she / they
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 21, 2022 12:50:56 GMT
Here they comes look
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Post by Tech on Feb 21, 2022 14:21:31 GMT
Well then let me assure you that myself and everyone else on this forum will respect your chosen pronouns during conversation. As long as you can promise us you are not currently in possession of a penis.
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ed288
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Ed288 - 4000 Series GTi with realistic toes and a slide back sun-roof head
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Post by ed288 on Feb 21, 2022 15:01:01 GMT
Currently sporting 1 penis and a complete set of tits. The tits were not so much a product of puberty sadly, rather bacon and lard
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 21, 2022 15:03:53 GMT
Currently sporting 1 penis and a complete set of tits. The tits were not so much a product of puberty sadly, rather bacon and lard ELLARD IS THAT YOU
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ed288
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Post by ed288 on Feb 21, 2022 15:05:55 GMT
No, I ate him...
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 21, 2022 15:12:35 GMT
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ed288
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Ed288 - 4000 Series GTi with realistic toes and a slide back sun-roof head
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Post by ed288 on Feb 21, 2022 15:19:17 GMT
nah, im ok, shat him out ages ago
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 21, 2022 15:35:00 GMT
nah, im ok, shat him out ages ago Your anus must be utterly destroyed now
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ed288
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Post by ed288 on Feb 21, 2022 16:04:13 GMT
It is, its a proper bloody mess - but I would do it all again
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Smurfy
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Post by Smurfy on Feb 21, 2022 21:07:59 GMT
Wtf, Ellard would feed an entire African country. You must be fake.
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