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Post by Golden Gaytime on Feb 23, 2022 14:13:34 GMT
what’s blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool? A baby with its floaties slashed.
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 23, 2022 14:44:05 GMT
Umm...
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Post by Golden Gaytime on Feb 23, 2022 15:03:40 GMT
That was on a Jokes mailing list I’m on.
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 23, 2022 15:25:59 GMT
That was on a Jokes mailing list I’m on. Nothing surprises me with you hahaha
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Post by Golden Gaytime on Feb 23, 2022 17:36:49 GMT
It was actually a list of jokes passed around the schoolyard in the seventies/eighties
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Post by Golden Gaytime on Feb 23, 2022 18:28:26 GMT
Paul: Hey, Nikki? Nikki: Yes, Paul? Paul: Why did the Newfie Militia enlist 10,000 epileptic soldiers? Nikki: <with a slight grimace glances upward briefly> Why????? Paul: So the enemy can't figure out who's been shot.
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 23, 2022 19:28:25 GMT
Paul: Hey, Nikki? Nikki: Yes, Paul? Paul: Why did the Newfie Militia enlist 10,000 epileptic soldiers? Nikki: <with a slight grimace glances upward briefly> Why? ? Paul: So the enemy can't figure out who's been shot. Thanks for casting me in this script!
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Post by Paul Taylor on Feb 24, 2022 13:37:37 GMT
Paul: Hey, Nikki? Nikki: Yes, Paul? Paul: Why did the Newfie Militia enlist 10,000 epileptic soldiers? Nikki: <with a slight grimace glances upward briefly> Why? ? Paul: So the enemy can't figure out who's been shot. I felt the character 'Paul' lacked a credible inciting incident. Perhaps have his family murdered by Bluey at the beginning.
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Post by Cloud on Feb 24, 2022 15:41:59 GMT
The Paul character should have showed the Nikki character his anus and asked her how it looked cause he has never seen it. Thats believable dialogue
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 24, 2022 15:58:38 GMT
Please do a brand new script with Ed in the lead role Golden Gaytime. A sort of welcoming present.
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Post by ed288 on Feb 24, 2022 16:23:27 GMT
Please do a brand new script with Ed in the lead role Golden Gaytime . A sort of welcoming present. er... yeah great. cant wait
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Post by Cloud on Feb 24, 2022 18:27:13 GMT
Please do a brand new script with Ed in the lead role Golden Gaytime . A sort of welcoming present. er... yeah great. cant wait You will wait and like it
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 24, 2022 19:26:01 GMT
I have been told waiting is like runny porridge
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Post by ed288 on Feb 24, 2022 19:40:26 GMT
er... yeah great. cant wait You will wait and like it He'll wait for me
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