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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 14:52:47 GMT
Do you remember that episode where they rescued a scientist who'd accidentally turned herself into a monkey? The re-evolved her until she turned into a naked blonde bimbo whose tits they stared at for a bit, before she accidentally flushed herself out the airlock. The fate of being ejected into deep space without a space-suit is truly horrific, your death can last up to fifteen minutes and every second of that is filled with desperate agonising pain the likes of which few humans in existence have ever had to endure. Looking back now I suppose Lister should have tried to rescue her instead of leaving her to her slow torturous demise whilst he made a joke about filling out an accident form. I think the brutal death was still better for her than staying on the ship with three middle-aged men, who blatantly stared at her naked tits for quite a while.
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 14:56:54 GMT
To be fair, 3 blokes who probably resigned themselves to never seeing a naked chick again, would stare a bit. Eternity can be quite a long while. She also has spent her time as a hairy ape, so we may well have welcomed being female again, regardless of 3 leachy blokes. I wouldn't think her first thought would be that she must die instantly in a brutal fashion to escape them.
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 14:58:58 GMT
To be fair, 3 blokes who probably resigned themselves to never seeing a naked chick again, would stare a bit. Eternity can be quite a long while. She also has spent her time as a hairy ape, so we may well have welcomed being female again, regardless of 3 leachy blokes. I wouldn't think her first thought would be that she must die instantly in a brutal fashion to escape them. Is this why some of the weird fans gawped at my boobs at a screening? Actually, the answer is yes.
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 15:05:36 GMT
To be fair, 3 blokes who probably resigned themselves to never seeing a naked chick again, would stare a bit. Eternity can be quite a long while. She also has spent her time as a hairy ape, so we may well have welcomed being female again, regardless of 3 leachy blokes. I wouldn't think her first thought would be that she must die instantly in a brutal fashion to escape them. Is this why some of the weird fans gawped at my boobs at a screening? Actually, the answer is yes.
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 15:06:00 GMT
Dunno, are they worth gawping at?
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 15:13:24 GMT
Dunno, are they worth gawping at? Well they don’t blend into the rest of my body, so I suppose they’re high quality compared to their usual standards
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 15:15:15 GMT
Thy dont blend in??? wow, are they different colours?
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 15:19:02 GMT
Thy dont blend in??? wow, are they different colours? No, it was a polite way of saying “lol I’m not fat like them lol”
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 15:27:09 GMT
Oh, im with you. you're not one massive lump of chubby lard, in which every pertrusion is guess work whether its a elbow or a knee cap. Gotcha...
Good to know that I am no chatting with an amorphous camille like blob, and congrats on having boobs worthy of a gawp from the unwashed obese fanboys
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 15:32:10 GMT
Quite the tangent this conversation has gone on.
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 16:01:28 GMT
Oh, im with you. you're not one massive lump of chubby lard, in which every pertrusion is guess work whether its a elbow or a knee cap. Gotcha... Good to know that I am no chatting with an amorphous camille like blob, and congrats on having boobs worthy of a gawp from the unwashed obese fanboys This was heroic, I am fond of this comment hahaha
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 16:08:40 GMT
always nice to please... and we have put it out there for further potential gawpish at any future event you might attend. Wins all round!
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 16:28:26 GMT
always nice to please... and we have put it out there for further potential gawpish at any future event you might attend. Wins all round! Oh I doubt I will attend any others. The smell of those people put me off ever being in the same building as them. It was pretty bad, I suppose they’re just used to it now but fucking hell.
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Post by Adam on Feb 20, 2022 16:46:56 GMT
Some of these do stretch suspension of disbelief quite a bit, particularly Stasis Leak and the Time Drive. He could have been back in his own time with the human race. A tenuous explanation is he considers Red Dwarf his home more than the versions of earth he has been too and with Stasis Leak he wanted to hang around and find out how he got the babies.
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 17:08:38 GMT
I suspect the same. I think given that he has lived his life on RD, with his own servant, no responsibilities, food and beer on tap it would be hard to step out of that level of comfort. Most people dream of that sort of security. His dreams and goals are purely that, just dreams. He has institutionalised himself, like Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption
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Post by gavinfinner on Feb 20, 2022 22:40:15 GMT
Well it he staid on earth they’d have to change the name of the show to ‘Earth’ or something.
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Post by ed288 on Feb 21, 2022 8:11:06 GMT
Its just about being invested in the characters purpose though isnt it? RD is famous for its gapping plot holes which I can excuse mostly, but when a central premise of the show is one mans efforts to return to earth, and then they produce flawed plots which in effect show him the opportunity to do just that, it whittles away at my suspension of belief. In many cases they put him on earth, then returned him to the ship of captivity for a solitary existence in deep space, for absolute no apparent reason. Makes no sense to me, other than the writers being slack arses.
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 21, 2022 13:12:27 GMT
It was all done to keep Lister away from earth, to prevent him from letching over the entire female population
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Post by ed288 on Feb 22, 2022 10:47:00 GMT
...or the other way around
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 22, 2022 12:14:19 GMT
...or the other way around No.
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