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Post by Adam on Sept 24, 2020 19:51:24 GMT
It’s Cold Inside: Something goes wrong with the ships heating system causing the entire vessel to be iced over inside. The crew have to get to the ramscope to reconnect some pipes but all the doors are frozen, the lifts are frozen, everything. Holly, still able to navigate, decides to fly close a nearby sun in the hope it will thaw out the ship.
It works but a bit too well, the ship is now a tropical hot box, the doors unthaw but the crew are drenched in sweat and can barely move. They just about manage to get to the ramscope and reconnect the pipes, turning on the aircon as Holly flies away from the sun. The last shot is off the crew celebrating with some chilled champagne and Lister exclaiming ‘here’s to fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun.’
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Post by Nikki the Great on Sept 25, 2020 1:11:32 GMT
Texas Rimmer Massacre: Tex Rimmer goes on a huge killing spree. Probably at DJ or something.
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Post by Adam on Oct 1, 2020 15:28:01 GMT
Suggested something similar on the other forum. I’d like to see an episode where they come across a planet that shows life signs. Turns out it’s a safari type planet where all the humans are long gone and the animals have been breeding and evolving for millions of years. Due to them wiping out their prey, the vegetation and each other all that’s left is one very hungry lion, one which has evolved into a super human like, super sized smegger. I’d like it to be a happy ending where they save it somehow and it doesn’t eat them.
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Post by Nikki the Great on Oct 1, 2020 17:47:13 GMT
Suggested something similar on the other forum. I’d like to see an episode where they come across a planet that shows life signs. Turns out it’s a safari type planet where all the humans are long gone and the animals have been breeding and evolving for millions of years. Due to them wiping out their prey, the vegetation and each other all that’s left is one very hungry lion, one which has evolved into a super human like, super sized smegger. I’d like it to be a happy ending where they saw it somehow and it doesn’t eat them. Will it involve zebras eating giraffes?
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Post by Adam on Oct 1, 2020 21:30:09 GMT
It will involve your mum
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Post by Adam on Nov 17, 2020 15:20:56 GMT
You2 Due to a hilarious mixup when declaring his love for Bono and the Edge’s band, Rimmer is convinced Lister shares his feelings. The episode ends with a 26 minute long, realistic, graphic sex scene between me and Cloud
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Post by Smurfy on Nov 17, 2020 18:20:42 GMT
You2 Due to a hilarious mixup when declaring his love for Bono and the Edge’s band, Rimmer is convinced Lister shares his feelings. The episode ends with a 26 minute long, realistic, graphic sex scene between me and Cloud @doug @rob eddiebadassdavis we desperately need this NOW.
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Post by Adam on Nov 24, 2020 16:10:50 GMT
A true bottle episode would be nice, just the 4 of them either in the Starbug cockpit or the bunkroom with Holly on screen, just chatting and making gags, insulting each other and reminiscing.
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Post by ant on Nov 24, 2020 17:18:42 GMT
Jim and Bexley return!!! Hilarity ensues. I want a storyark too.
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Post by Adam on Nov 24, 2020 19:06:35 GMT
Well last one had a cat ark so here’s hoping.
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Post by ant on Nov 25, 2020 11:24:32 GMT
Well last one had a cat ark so here’s hoping. I watched The Promised Land again the other night. The ending was pretty dreadful and rushed.
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Post by Adam on Nov 25, 2020 15:54:49 GMT
Don’t remember it well, I think the cats all just showed they had H’s on their forehead then danced around singing ‘Rimmy Rimmy Rimmer’ right?
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Post by Smurfy on Nov 25, 2020 17:15:57 GMT
They killed Rodent or what was his name by some laser weapon, didn't they?
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Post by Adam on Nov 28, 2020 17:27:30 GMT
Inspired by Deb's username and profile picture I'd like to see us catchup with the parallel universe crew and Jim and Bexley. Hopefully Arlene Rimmer's scenes are short as she is the worst character in RD history.
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Post by eddiebadassdavis on Feb 25, 2021 10:08:30 GMT
Man, I have'nt been on this site in ages. Anyway, Doctor Who script is under way
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Post by Underdunn on Feb 25, 2021 12:05:57 GMT
Man, I have'nt been on this site in ages. Anyway, Doctor Who script is under way It's great to see you back Eddie! I can't wait to read your Doctor Who story!
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Post by eddiebadassdavis on Mar 6, 2021 11:11:20 GMT
I've started writing a fan script. Check out the thread at the Red Dwarf universe
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