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Post by Adam on Oct 2, 2020 10:14:11 GMT
No chance you metal bastard
Well, you do have a small physical presence
That’s a load of Totten*am that is, a steaming pile of Hotspur
Brylcreem it’s called
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Post by ant on Oct 2, 2020 14:58:24 GMT
"This is all your fault" - Back in the Red Part III Always makes me laugh. Not sure why.
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Post by Adam on Oct 11, 2020 16:47:53 GMT
Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly.
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Post by Adam on Nov 2, 2020 2:10:34 GMT
Or we could use the teleporter
I’m going to be an Uncle
That’s right, I am Queeg
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Post by Kittypaws on Nov 7, 2020 11:54:18 GMT
Well I can't say I'm totally surprised. You'll bonk anything, won't you, Lister?
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Post by acehole on Nov 27, 2021 1:45:53 GMT
"I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between the League Against Salivating Monsters, and my own personal preference, which is the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation into Society. One drawback with that: the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."
"Rescue him?" "It's my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard."
"In space, no one can hear you cha-cha-cha."
"Not today, matey! Remember, only the good die young."
"Look, I think we’ve all got something to bring to this conversation, but I think that from now on what you should bring is silence."
"We're not all going to come out of this in one piece. Or if we do it's going to be one big flat piece."
"You go back inside your mother, who goes back inside her mother, until we're all one big glorious whole!" "Rimmer, you already are one big glorious hole!"
"Well, she won't be much use to you in Fiji now. Not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path with."
"How did you know that wasn't me?" "Because that dude could play!"
Guess I'm mostly a Rimmer guy and a Season 6 guy, not terribly surprised by either.
and, Hello.
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Post by Nikki the Great on Nov 27, 2021 1:51:30 GMT
"I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between the League Against Salivating Monsters, and my own personal preference, which is the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation into Society. One drawback with that: the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S." "Rescue him?" "It's my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard." "In space, no one can hear you cha-cha-cha." "Not today, matey! Remember, only the good die young." "Look, I think we’ve all got something to bring to this conversation, but I think that from now on what you should bring is silence." "We're not all going to come out of this in one piece. Or if we do it's going to be one big flat piece." "You go back inside your mother, who goes back inside her mother, until we're all one big glorious whole!" "Rimmer, you already are one big glorious hole!" "Well, she won't be much use to you in Fiji now. Not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path with." "How did you know that wasn't me?" "Because that dude could play!" Guess I'm mostly a Rimmer guy and a Season 6 guy, not terribly surprised by either. and, Hello. Welcome my friend.
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Post by acehole on Nov 27, 2021 4:46:20 GMT
pleasure to be aboard [regretting that I left "why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart or Mendelssohn or Motorhead?" and "Twinkle twinkle little eye, now it's time for you to die!" out of the list of best lines. Haunting omissions.]
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Post by Smurfy on Nov 27, 2021 11:57:02 GMT
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Post by Stefano_Simpsano on Dec 3, 2021 14:40:41 GMT
Lister: "I write to..." can't read that. Oh I WRITE TO INFORM! "I write to inform you that your father is dad." Well of course he is! Maybe it's "your father/dad" Rimmer: Dead. Lister: I can't work it out. Rimmer: My father is dead. Lister: What?... Rimmer: My father IS DEAD! Lister: Oh yeah it's an E! That's what it is! Your father's dead, Rimmer!... ...oh eh...Sorry. Rimmer: Is that all she says? Lister: Just that he...passed away peacefully in his jeep...sleep.
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 14:16:14 GMT
STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YA FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!
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Post by Smurfy on Feb 20, 2022 14:23:06 GMT
"Of course you're tense, you rectum-faced pygmy!"
I love this line because it reminds me of times, when rectum-faced pygmy was part of this forum.
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 14:23:58 GMT
Remember when I joined the old forum in 2012 with the name changeofplanlegit?
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 14:24:29 GMT
"Of course you're tense, you rectum-faced pygmy!" I love this line because it reminds me of times, when rectum-faced pygmy was part of this forum. I miss that guy and his cursed blue midget
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Post by Smurfy on Feb 20, 2022 14:26:17 GMT
"Of course you're tense, you rectum-faced pygmy!" I love this line because it reminds me of times, when rectum-faced pygmy was part of this forum. I miss that guy and his cursed blue midget £361
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 14:38:28 GMT
Blue Midget better than Starbug ... FACT!
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 14:54:43 GMT
Blue Midget better than Starbug ... FACT! Do you want to buy one for £3000?
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 15:04:35 GMT
Blue Midget better than Starbug ... FACT! Do you want to buy one for £3000? Hahha, I saw that written somewhere... very tempting, but i can only pay a minimum of £3061
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Post by Nikki the Great on Feb 20, 2022 15:11:45 GMT
Do you want to buy one for £3000? Hahha, I saw that written somewhere... very tempting, but i can only pay a minimum of £3061 If you know the whereabouts of that guy, please tell him to join so he can flog some more tat at us
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Post by ed288 on Feb 20, 2022 15:13:13 GMT
Statis Booth, just waiting to catch you with your guard down
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